Minimalist Jokes

1. If you have an empty attic or storage shed, you might be a minimalist.

2. If you are debt-free or paying off debt with gazelle intensity, you might be a minimalist.

3. If walking through Target or Walmart makes you really uncomfortable, you might be a minimalist.

4. If your children are mad at you because you canceled the cable, you might be a minimalist.

5. If you can’t stop giving stuff away, and your dog is worried that he’s next, you might be a minimalist.

6. If a friend asks you to go shopping, and you would rather go to the dentist, you might be a minimalist.

7. If you don’t want your parents to stop by your yard sale, because you are selling their stuff too, you might be a minimalist.

8. If you don’t have a junk drawer, you might be a minimalist.

9. If you have more free time than ever before, you might be a minimalist.

10. If you have ever used a car share service, you might be a minimalist.

11. If you are curious about living with less than 100 things, you might be a minimalist.

12. If clutter makes you crazy, you might be a minimalist.

13. If you follow less than 100 people on twitter, or 100 friends on Facebook, you might be a minimalist.

14. If you vote with your dollars, you might be a minimalist.

15. If people who can fit all of their belongings in a backpack inspire you, you might be a minimalist.

16. If you schedule time for nothing, you might be a minimalist.

17. If you nap, you might be a minimalist.

18. If you read a book, and then give it away, you might be a minimalist.

19. If you want to have a packing party, you might be a minimalist.

20. If words like trinket and souvenir make you cringe, you might be a minimalist.

21. If you’ve thought about living in a tiny house, you might be a minimalist.

22. If there are less than 33 things in your closet, you might be a minimalist.

23. If you spend more time thinking of ways to reduce your overhead than ways to make money, you might be a minimalist.

24. If you have more resources (time, talent, treasure) to give, you might be a minimalist.

Last, but not least….

25. If you would rather spend a day with Leo Babauta instead of Oprah Winfrey, you might be a minimalist.


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